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A Noise...

My wife has not spoken to me in three days.

I think it has something to do with what happened on Sunday night

when she thought she heard a noise downstairs.
 
She nudged me and whispered, "Wake up, wake up!"

"What's the matter?" I asked.

"There are burglars in the kitchen.

I think they're eating the tuna casserole I made tonight."
 
"That'll teach them!" I replied.